Name Your Organs
- Robert Hink
- Nov 4, 2017
- 1 min read
Updated: Apr 15, 2023

I recently had a liver transplant (c.f. https://www.rhink.net/single-post/2017/09/29/Transplanted) . The thought of relinquishing a vital organ seemed off-putting to me even though I knew I must do exactly that to survive. In order to make the loss less personal, I began to anthropomorphize my body parts. I did this by naming my organs. Besides the entertainment value, I was surprised how much more heartened I felt. My organs seemed less like parts of me and more like my little friends.
Here are some of the names I use:
1) Liver - Lee Liverace (New Liver - Rod Liver* )
2) Kidney - Billy The Kid-ney
3) Spleen - Mickey Spileen
4) Intestine - General Colon Bowel
5) Pancreas - Peter Pancreas
6) Heart - Bret Heart
7) Lung - Dolf Lungren
8) Brain - Brian
9) Nose - Nostradamus
10) Hand - W.C. Handy*
11) Eye - I.C. Yu
I do not know whether this little trick would work for you should you face similar circumstances. I can testify assuredly that it worked for me.